The following meet report was assembled from recovered fragments of data. It's authenticity has been verified.

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1800, Wednesday 25th, Wilton Car Park. Alone.

KMC nowhere to be found. Reached Roger Dyke via telephone who reached Dan O'Brien via telephone, who said he'd wussed out because of the iffy forecast. No staying power these youngsters.

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1820, Wednesday 25th, Wilton 1. Alone.

A cool breeze and the right hand wall a bit wet. Most of the rock dry and climbable. I did some trial moves at low level,  resisting the temptation to go higher, there being no one around to help if it went wrong. Am planning to have an early pint in the Wilton Arms before heading home. 

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1826, Wednesday 25th, Wilton 1. With Jack.

Saved by the bell! Clay arrived just as I had sent the previous. Off to do a few climbs

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2328, Wednesday 25th, Wilton Arms. With Jack.

Jack led the excellent 999 then in fading light I led the short but sweet Rambling before we headed for the pub and that deferred pint.  The crag next week will be....

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Members: Jack Buckzo

Guest and myster correspondant: David Rainsbury

Supporting Cast: Roger and Dan.